Im a Joost User! Almost.

Yes that's right. I have been selected by the higher-ups at Joost to take a look around and offer my valuable opinions to the executives and public at large!

Though, I haven't actually received a Joost login yet. They kind of skipped that part.

I applied to be a Joost Beta tester back in February and i received a confirmation of my application, then the waiting began. I don't have cable, broadcast television or even an appliance that would function as a television if I had said services. I rely on Youtube, Digg.com/video and my own wild imagination for visual stimulation and escape from my own dreary life. I was excited to say the least at being aloud into the garden of Internet video that I'm hoping that Joost will provide.

I kept a keen eye on my in box, waiting for the magic words that would allow me passage into Shangrala, but nothing came. After a few weeks, I began to forget about my dream to watch tv on the internet and went back to obsessing about my eminent death, and the empty life that im sure to lead until the day that i ride that black horse through the gates of Hell.

Just when things were almost totally black, the dawn came in the form of an email from Joost support. They wanted to make sure that I was enjoying my Joost beta subscription and let me know that I could invite my friends as well if I'd like.

Rejoicing, was immediately interrupted by confusion, because have never received a log in or any other communications from Joost. I frantically began searching my unread messages and spam folders- with no luck.

I've sent a pleading email to Joost support asking for a answer to this mysterious maze that ive been thrown into.

Still no resolution, your prayers are appreciated.

They did offer me a nifty banner to put on my website though!